#It's prob alright-ish

[kreepyveebs]

[raphaellearp]

Casual Nudity Sevika x Rey

Finished thisone sooner than I expected! Sevika with my Arcane persona, Rey. (Still working on them btw so the name might change, or not.) Thanks for enabling me by supporting all these silly doodles with our collective wife. I lover her so much UUUUUGH. . If you want to know more about my persona, this is the few things I came up with : - She/they - she's a tattoo artist in Zaun (which makes me cackle bc I love some HC I read some days ago, that Sevika is afraid of needles and it makes so much sense. Like, girl, you are this badass and lesbian and NO piercing or tatts? she is afraid of needles alright.) - she's 30-ish - she did a lot of tats for silco's gang - she met Sev years ago, when she was doing a flash night at The Last Drop (does such place has these kind of things? prob not but I do what I want) - Rey had a lil crush but didn't do anything about it bc she knew sev was trouble, and sev found her cute but nothing more. She is a workaholic. I have other stuff but that's already a pretty long post and I'm not sure a lot of people care about my blorbo (if you read everything ily mwa) more doodles incoming

[holmsister]

I'm on the clock and trying to refrain from killing my coworkers so labru sex time

Kabru is in my head kinda stone-ish? He's very focused on the other person's pleasure and reactions and he doesn't really like being touched a lot of places. Kissing with his eyes open kinda deal. He's good at sex but in a very brainy way. It's a way to play with people for him but he HATES losing control. He has to be on top he has to be in the moment he is very self conscious about any face or sound he makes etc etc. He doesn't always come and thats fine by him.

Meanwhile Laios doesn't really have an established sex MO because he's super inexperienced (prob a virgin tbh) but he is like. UNWAVERINGLY fair. He is also so curious about the bio processes of sex once he relaxes a little bit.

The first time Kabru gives him a bj and then he's like. Alright then goodnight! And Laios is between confused and straight up angry. And kabru tries so very hard to convince him that no its fine it's fine its ok but like. This is not a one night stand sooner or later he WILL have to open up to laios a little bit. He will have to both learn to set specific boundaries with his words and also eventually allow laios to push those boundaries a little bit because intimacy.

The first time laios manages to make him come kabru is like. What the fuck. Why is this the best orgasm I've ever had. I had no idea sex could feel this good. He also shamefully stammered several regrettable things in the heat of the moment but. Well. Its too late to take it back.

Meanwhile laios is unsufferable for like a week he knows better than to boast explicitly but internally whenever his internal monologue turns self-deprecating a loud voice booms "LAIOS TOUDEN. SHUT UP. YOU ARE A STALLION. AN ANIMAL. THE BEST FUCK KABRU HAS EVER HAD" and he's like you know what yes I fucking am and smiles smugly except he's laios so it looks dorky and cute

[lowkeyremi]

I found you (Yazukza Eren J x fem!reader)

Basically, you've been messing w his yakuza group anonymously, n he finally finds you (why did i think of the "me when i fucking get you" meme)

Content: Angst, eren's a bitch, suggestive, kidnapping, language, cocky-ish reader, a lil fluff, plot twist btwn u n eren

Oml this prob the darkest thing I've written

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It hurt to open your eyes, so here you are in this dark environment; more specifically a cold floor. There's a blindfold over your eyes, not that it matters because once again it hurts to open your eyes.

The smell of mold is so powerful that it's the only thing you take note of. Where the fuck are you? You aren't even sure how long you've been— where ever this is.

Creak, thump, thump, thump. That tiny voice was telling you to pick your head up because someone is coming, the louder voice was reminding you that you answer to no one so you will not pick your head up.

The blindfold was removed and you let out a groan. The light hitting your eyelids already feels bad enough, opening your eyes is going to be a pain in the ass.

"Open your eyes." A soft spoken voice commands. You do so out of curiosity, and boy, are your findings humorous.

"I refuse to believe I was kidnapped by a thin, blond, boy such as yourself." You attack him with your words. Those baby blues widen, the blond smiles maliciously.

"I didn't kidnap you, my friend did. I'm just here to get answers from you." The blond runs his hand through his short hair.

"So you're supposed to torture me? How cute." He only has shown enthusiasm to your behavior, which pissed you off a little.

"Precisely, I may not seem all that scary but I know how to get answers from people." He say intimidatingly.

You say nothing in return because you don't believe him at all.

"F/n, L/n, is it? That little sister of yours is very pretty. Wonder what would happen if I sent some guys-"

"My sister is more than capable of kicking ass, she learned from the best." You imply yourself as the best.

You're twenty-three while your sister is twenty. She's learned self defense and offense attacks in case of an emergency.

"Interesting, most people crack when a family member's life is at stake." He grins.

You are a little bit worried, but you know your sister better than anyone. She can handle anything thrown at her.

Armin, you learn, keeps asking questions, trying to get information out of you.

"You might want to just tell me because my buddy Connie isn't as nice as I am." He threatens.

"Let's hope he doesn't hit like a sissy." You respond.

Armin laughs like he's crazy. Then once again asked, "why have you been stealing our shipments and sabotaging our missions?" His voice no longer held any softness it had earlier.

"Like I said the last time, because I wanted to." A smirk creeped onto your face. Armin was getting impatient with you and your annoying back and forth with him.

He clicks the little earpiece and starts talking, "should I send in Connie or Mikasa? She's refusing to cooperate."

He was silent while the person on the other end spoke.

"Oh... alright I'll wait for you to arrive." Armin smirks at you an evil look in his eyes.

"You've done it now, have fun speaking to him." Armin crosses his arms and begins to whistle.

Excitement flows throughout your body, who are you going to encounter next?

Within a few minutes a man with long brown hair, emerald green eyes, and a well fitted suit walks in with a woman who has short black hair and a red scarf, the other man has a growing buzz cut and a nasty scowl on his face.

"It still surprises me that one woman has been able to cause so much chaos in my group." His velvet voice shook your soul.

"Never underestimate a woman, Eren." The black haired girl speaks, she has the voice of an angel.

"You can go Armin, thanks for the help." The brunnette dismisses him.

"Of course, if you need anything I'm in the main building." Armin smiled at you as he walked out, it was more of a childish 'you're in trouble now' kind of smile.

"Do I look familiar to you?" Eren asks.

You knew an Eren when you were a young girl, that was a long time ago. This man doesn't look the Eren you knew.

"No, am I supposed to recognize you?" Eren looks at your chained arms and he chuckles.

"You should recognize me, does 'Eren's famous mud pies' ring any bells?" He asks folding his big bulky arms.

"I didn't want to believe it was you." Is all you say sighing.

"What was your reasoning, if you didn't know I was the head of this group?" When Eren had found out his childhood crush was antagonizing him, he thought that you were trying to get his attention.

"Your father." Eren's eyes widened.

"My father?" He asks.

"Yeah, at first I thought he just didn't like my family. Recently though, from the test results it turns out he killed my father and once attempted to murder me in my sleep. I was only returning the favor. Seems the old geezer retired and put you in his place to save his ass." Before Eren could respond Connie spoke up.

"How do we know she isn't lying?" He asks.

"That would be a very sick thing to lie about." Mikasa counters.

"So Dad wasn't lying about that..." Eren whispers more to himself than to anyone in particular. You hear it anyway and your eyes squint.

"You knew?" Betrayal starts to seep through your body, even if you haven't seen Eren in a long time he was still somebody you used to trust your life with.

"Well yeah, but when he confessed it sounded too ridiculous to be true but now that I know it's true, I'm angry. I can't believe he tried to fucking kill you." The look on his face is lethal. You understand his anger but it makes you upset that he's more concerned about you than the fact that Grisha killed your father.

"It doesn't matter to you that he killed my dad?" Venom is laced in your voice, Eren's emerald eyes flicker your way and they soften for a moment.

"That's not what I meant. Of course I'm mad he killed your father. I'm... I just- I'm pissed he tried to kill the girl he knows I love! Even if that bastard is my father, he's going to pay." Eren blurts his love confession to you and everyone else is shocked, including you.

"Love? Eren what the actually fuck? Why didn't we know about this?! I thought we were like family!" Connie shouts he sounds more betrayed than angry.

"Yeah Eren, what the hell? Saying you love me won't bring my dad back." You're smug now, it hurts thinking about him but you won't cry, especially not in front of the son of the man who killed him. That would only make his death more pitiful.

"You can't seriously be implying you don't feel the same way." Eren's voice holds none of that comfort from earlier.

"Eren, don't do this. Not everything will go your way." Mikasa reminds him calmly.

"I wasn't fucking talking to you Mikasa! Answer the damn question!" He screams at you.

It seems he's the same as he's always been, your little maniac.

"Eren you are so pathetic, why obsess over someone like me?" His hands ball up into fists and it looks like he might bust a vein.

"Quit stalling, you can't tell me you don't love me after all those years we spent together." Connie grips his shoulder, but it does nothing to ground Eren because he's lunging at you in rage.

"No Eren, I don't love you. How could I? You and your asshole father can rot in hell." You're lying straight to his face, you want nothing more than to kiss him right now. It's not possible, maybe in another life where your father is still breathing.

Mikasa and Connie use all their strength to pull him back. You watch as they escort the love of your life out of the basement. He's screaming and cursing at you. The only thing you seem to tune into is, "This isn't over! I know you love me! You can't punish me for something I didn't do! I still love you." The last part was spoken quietly.

Your heart was beating loudly in your chest from everything going on. When he's out of sight, you mouth, "I love you too."

pt 2??? maybe?????

[artdcnaldson]

just saw that ask abt dad patrick………. much to think about. i agree that he prob would never want to be a dad. but….. let me share to you my secret brain au……. that i think about on the clock when im bored as fuck 😝

you… art… patrick… (sorry tashi i love u i swear….) mayb this is the same au where ur all best friends in school etc etc. maybe not. but ANYWAYS. the throuple…….. you and art end up having a baby. patrick’s perfectly fine just being uncle pat. or. like the weird guy who hangs around all the time. same thing. you like, say that it can be like. art is dad patrick’s papa or SOMETHING yk… like you love them both patrick’s gonna be around forever anyways why not just. have them both be referred to as dad. patrick isn’t super fond of the idea so you drop it whatever. ANYWAYS flash forward to a few weeks after the baby is born. patrick has been so like 😐 about the baby. kinda jealous annoyed etc cause he’s 12. it’s fine. whatever.

anyways sorry let me fucking GET TO THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!! you and art wake up one night kinda ?!? cause you hear talking on the baby monitor. and then you realize patrick’s not in the bed. you dont even remember hearing the baby cry or him getting up or anything cuz ur both. new parents. and patrick’s surprisingly helped a lot but. it’s not the same. WHATEVER i keep getting off track. u guys hear patrick cooing at your new little baby girl telling her that he loves her she’s lucky she has such good parents etc… turning on the video part u see him rocking her in the little chair you guys have in there. he’s so fascinated by her. he still doesn’t really… like the idea of being a dad or have any interest in it or whatevs but. a baby made by his two favorite people. he has to cry

sorry this was a fucking ESSAY!!!!!!!!! take me out back and shoot me i can’t do this anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

This had to cook in my inbox, had to simmer. I’m trying to go back and answer asks that have been sitting in my inbox that I meant to get back to <3 sorry for the delay babe <3

Sigh <333 uncle pat being the best pseudo-parent to you and art’s baby… after an adjustment period. Because for like that first month you and Art don’t have time for him, it’s like he’s being kicked to the side, discarded for the second time in his life. And he’s fucking sensitive about it, you know?

You and Art made him quit smoking when you got pregnant, which he understood. He hated it, but he understood, and he wasn’t going to vape like a fucking loser, so he’s irritable with it. A sixteen year habit culled painfully at the root. He hears the baby screaming and crying and just wants to go outside and smoke, wants to run away from it all.

It’s three in the morning when the baby crying wakes him up. He squints, reads his alarm clock, and groans. He glances over at you and Patrick, completely knocked out by exhaustion. He doesn’t want to bother you, doesn’t want you to have to wake up and go through the motions again. So he gets up and slips into the baby’s room.

She eases into his arms, quickly growing soothed in a comforting pair of arms, and he hushes her softly. He hasn’t been alone with her, not much. Just a sort of double-down instinct after you had suggested he get called dad by her too. It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, but it just makes him feel like a fraud. He spends a lot of time with you and Art feeling like he’s one wrong move from being out on his own. He didn’t want a kid relying on him when he knew he’d eventually fuck everything up.

“You just had a bad dream, huh?” Patrick coos softly. He kisses the baby’s soft, bald-ish head, takes a deep breath. He didn’t really get why you and Art were always smelling her hair, but he understands then. “Your dad used to have bad dreams too. Really bad dreams, but I was always there. I’ll be there for you too, alright? For anything you’ll ever need. No matter what.”

He settles into the plush rocking chair in the corner, holds her against his chest and rubs her back. Her eyes close, she nuzzles against him. She’s so beautiful. Usually, all babies look the same to him, but he can see you so clearly in her mouth, her eyes. And Art in her ears and nose. “You’re really lucky,” he says softly. He presses a kiss to her forehead. “You have such good parents, they’re really exhausted right now because you never sleep, but they’re doing so good, huh?”

She falls asleep in his arms, and he decides he’s never going to leave the chair. He kisses the top of her head and lets his lips twitch in a achy sort of smile. “We love you, kid.”

In the morning, once he’s placed her back in the crib and returns to bed, you and Art hold him a little closer.

[seth-sieben]

Also something I love about our flag means death

Is that I can see the 40-ish men that have been told all their lives they should be good at school, then find a wife, then have children, then tadaaa, you're a man, there's only one way you can be successful in life yadayada

And if you fail then you should just try harder

And don't you dare you should NEVER EVER think of any other life model

Like, I don't know about you, but these last few years I've spoken with a lot of 40+ friends or acquaintances who are white, cis, straight men with 3 divorces behind them and kids (which they love, but realize now that, if they had really put some thought into it, maybe they wouldn't have gone this way). And these men are only now realizing that they've been lied to their whole life, because they see us youngsters (...more or less) saying fuck to all that and living our best life the way WE decided it'll be.

Which helps them slowly realize that yeah, they're pretty sure they're cis straight men no prob with that. BUT maybe they don't like living 24/7 with their SO. Maybe they're not monogamous. Maybe they're this or that... And it's alright.

And from the way OFMD depicts marriage or a "traditional adult relationship" (Mary herself describe her relation with Anne like that, or the other way around I'm not sure) I absolutely get the exact same feel I do when talking with these dudes. And I fucking love it.

[carnassial-s]

(Teeth model here, CSP)

ok to explain tldr: hc for how namekian teeth look like, going off what canon and canon adjacent stuff like xenoverse and kakarot have stated. long explanation under cut:

(taken mostly from discord cause its almost 6am and my hands are too shaky to retype All That)

ok so teeth. teeth indicate a diet usually like ours are pretty like. pretty good for chewing pre-/molars and very sucks canines and ok incisors and also we have cheeks that can form a seal and form a vacuum that lets us suck water instead of having to lap at it like dogs and cats primate teeth throw plp off cause primate diets are weird and also teeth are also affected by selection basically canines in other primates are like. bright colors on a male bird theyre for sexual selection rather than like. actual eating (THIS IS VERY SIMPLIFIED, DO NOT TAKE MY WORD HERE) our incisors are flat cause we use ilthem as like scissors for food animals like dogs and cats that have sharp-ish incissors dont rly use them for eating they use them for uhh grooming mostly they use their canines for catching/killing and tear apart flesh with their pre-/molars their premolars are called carnassials it translates to butcherers idk what i was going on with this i forgot. ok whatever theyre molluscs(-like). they dont have teeth teeth

(tangent space)

ok so its uhh ok dental formula of vertebrates might not apply here per jaw rather than side then 5I/2C/2PM/2M i think itd be cool if they had multiple rows. alas id keep that as a personal hc or might apply it on a oc who knows

(tangent again)

ok past the teeth. Idk How They Digest Exactly Studies Say They Use Enzimes So Toriyama Got It Right but its an ongoing thing so we dont know much instead of like. visceral movement molluscs use like. spiral movements so instead of waves for the food to move its a corkscrew motion i think they can digest food like. alright. its just due to cultural/historical reasons rather than biologic considering they probs lost most of their food sources in a climate hell bar water thats like. fair ig

(tangent abt videos of snails eating lettuce)

its stated (in xenoverse 2 but w/e we take what we can) that they do not eat the ajissa they cultivate they throw it into the water bodies they live around or sell it but the first option implies that they throw it in there for nutritional value AND wildlife would feed on it so implied detritivory actually even a bit of filter feeding except with no filter which fair its probs a new development so of course theres no specialization towards filters

(tangent abt how radulas look)

once again i think. culturally due to the climatic cataclysm they only drink water + detritivory. but cause of their teeth they ARE able of carnivory and herbivory so omnivores basically very bad filter feeders decent omnivores

[battlexworned]

* Hear me out on my EarthSpark Ironhide verse- there will be a hint of spoilers I think:

If he ever appears in the show, I always imagined that the episode would start on the malto kids reading transformers comic books. Jawbreaker and Thrash become fixated on this strong and brave autobot who took part in the final battle, which is Ironhide mwehehe

Optimus comes to visit and the kids (obviously) are eager to know who Ironhide exactly was and where is he if he’s still alive- so they ask the big boss

Though with a kinda saddened expression, Optimus reassures that Ironhide is alive, but it has been years since he last saw him (kind of a similar situation to bumblebee, MIA-ish) and with that he leaves. The kids are confused by his reaction but they move along continuing to be fascinated.

Hours later Jawbreaker and Thrash are in the woods re-enacting a scene of that said comic book, then some fuckery happens (still can’t think of how) and eventually they come across Ironhide! BUUT the fucker is controlled by Mandroid so the kids make a RUN FOR IT, THIS WHOLE SCENE ALMOST BEING HORROR MOVIE STYLE

The “main objective” of Ironhide is to capture at least one malto in order to lure the rest. Luckily the two babies are able to defend themselves, but soon grow desperate at the fact that no matter how many hits Ironhide takes, he still keeps going , further proving those little details on those comic books true: This bitch is STUBBORN AND CANT BE DEFEATED EASILY

Thanks to the emotional connection tho, the rest of the maltos realize that Jawbreaker and Thrash are in trouble and begin pursuit with Bumblebee by their side. Once they arrive and realize who’s the culprit of all this mess, Bumblebee has no choice but to call in Optimus, since he knows that prime is pretty much one of the very few people that can go through to Ironhide.

Optimus had no choice but to face Ironhide head on, and in order to remove Mandroid’s influence by destroying the chip, he had to exhaust Ironhide.

Succeeding, Ironhide was now out of the mind controlling but of course he’s fucking depleted. Optimus lifts him to his arms and tells the malto family that the situation is now resolved, but Ironhide needs refuge. And thus, the family let Ironhide rest inside the barn’s bunker and hopefully wake up after a few hours or even a day.

During this, Thrash was checking up on him, and so did Optimus. Out of curiosity, Thrash asks Optimus as to why he was sad talking about Ironhide, and prime answers by telling one of many reasons why Ironhide was missing:

Ironhide was one of the autobots who didn’t agree with cutting all contact from Cybertron and risking the only source that can save their planet, he pleaded to Optimus that there should at least be another way to fix all of this- and prime promised. So by throwing the allspark to the space bridge and destroying it, Optimus felt that he betrayed his old trusted friend’s trust. After the battle and the reconstruction of it all, Ironhide wasn’t seen again, and Optimus felt fault of that.

BUUT everything turns alright! Ironhide wakes up the morning after and is confused as to where the fuck was he. After a long explanation by Optimus, Ironhide took a bit to understand. But also reassured prime that Ironhide never hated him, and that his journey was his to do and just needed time to think of it all without the war on his shoulders. With that out of the way, the two reconcile.

Ironhide would probs be another bot that gets to stay with the malto family and also help Bumblebee mentor the little Terrans (Jawbreaker and Thrash specially). The Terrans are like his little nephews and he will KILL AND DIE FOR THEM ONG

[xmirannex]

Re-introduction

Hi hi, name’s Mira or Paige! Most people just call me Mira, that’s alright as well.

I’m an artist (duh.) who normally draw OCs (original characters) and very rarely fanarts

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#miraxarts for all my drawings

Here are some of my art I’ve made~

[yeyinde]

Hi! Why aren't you publishing new work? We all know you are writing as you often speak about it but it's been a while since I read anything by you and now I realized that you sort of stopped releasing new stuff? :( Is everything alright? :)

Hiya!

Had a bit going on in my personal life so I wasn't as active for a bit there (outside of reblogs, gifs, asks), but I have a few pieces that are taking priority so little drabbles have been shuffled aside for now until they're finished. I've also slowly slipped into a rut with my writing (probs because I've been sucked into Narcos and all my caveman brain wants to do is listen to Pêpê Rapazote talk lmao) but still pushing through it! 🖤

Stuff should be released soon(-ish) - I'm just a slow writer outside of these little spurts of massive inspo.

[winter-spark]

Alright Orange and Navel headcanons [that will totally might give me away if I ever post the fics where these ideas spouted from (I was planning on posting them anonymously if I ever finish them)] in order of creation.

Navel likes lacquerware. I know that's vague/broad but I'm thinking he also likes to compare how differently/similarly they end up based on location creation, I think there are certain designs he's more drawn to than others but he likes to look at them in general.

Orange is an owl kid. You know the ones. Sees an owl toy or owl decoration on something and is like I want that one. Additionally, I think he probably can identify a lot of owls too. (is this because he's studying more now or has he always been able to? I dunno, stop asking me questions.)

Navel is an astronomy(but mostly stars)kid. How many constellations does he know? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Orange has a sweet tooth. I mean if Zafra has the spiciest spices but also the sweetest candy there's probably two type of people: Spice cravers and Sweet tooth havers and Orange is definitely a sweet tooth haver in my humble opinion. (Ah which means the others are too. uhm well, I'll say Citron seems to have a lean towards spices, I feel Navel would too. and Tangerine probs has a lean towards sweets.)

That's what I have so far. Also sidenote, before all of this, I figured that between Navel and Orange, Navel is more... of an "!" if that makes sense, like more outgoing-ish, more excitable, more warm, none of those words seem quite right but somewhere in that ballpark. And seeing them in the recent Spotlight event sorta further confirmed that for me.

[saijspellhart]

okay I hope I don't sound rude and annoying, but if I ask you, "hey it seems like you haven't updated in awhile, and I was wondering of you were doing okay?" Are you alright with that? I just don't want to seem pushy in a sense and be all "update pls update update update" ya know

Love your fics and art, they are amazing! You've really inspired me to be a better artist and writer. Hope you have a great day/night

Hi hi! It’s alright to check in and see how I’m doing. I don’t mind that at all.

So my lack of updates has mostly been due to creative burnout. I took on a lot of commissions last year (a lot for me) and it really burnt me out as far as drawing goes and creating in general. So I ended up taking a hiatus from everything, and just chilling.

Which was a fortunate move because the last six months have been wild for me in terms of real life stuff. Like so many major issues keep sprouting up in my real life, and draining all my desire to create. To distract myself from real life probs and stresses I’ve been playing a lot of Pokémon, (I love the 3DS Pokémon games.) and watching a lot of movies.

In the interest of not bogging everyone down with my life woes I’m not gonna go into detail. Just, shit keeps happening and I’m weathering every blow of that storm. So instead I’ll tell you about some happy-ish things.

On a happy note, my little bro is coming to live with me. (Which preparations are a little stressful, but are also so exciting) I haven’t had consistent or reliable contact with my little bros in years, so this will be an amazing chance to get to know one of them. So excited.

My husband, Zack, has been a force of unending support and love and just… everything. No matter what has been thrown at us he’s been right there beside me finding solutions and working through it. Probably the best partner I could have ever asked for. And a big fucking sweetheart.

I might get promoted at work? Which I guess is nice, but also I don’t feel like I’m ready for it yet. So I’m scared. Work makes me feel dumb. Because learning insurance is hard, and I’ve never had an office job, and I learn from doing things myself and repetition. But also my memory is on par with a sea slug. I dunno. I both love and feel I intimidated by my job, and feel hella intimidated by the prospect of a promotion. I’ll have to learn so many new and complicated things. Lots more moments of feeling stupid in my horizon.

So yeah, just… a lot. I suppose the best answer is I’m not doing great?? But I’m also not in a major pickle. Nothing I cannot handle. I suppose the easiest thing to say is I’m weathering a life storm and simultaneously healing my creativity.

Thanks for the ask. And I hope my answer wasn’t too exhausting and wordy.

PS: I’m so honored to have been an inspiration to you! It means the world that my works can inspire others. Thank you so so much. ❤️

[theiloveyousong]

olive listens to the second act of falsettos for the first ever time on a plane very tired and slightly loopy: a liveblog (ish)

my not entertaining, very pathetic thoughts on falsettos. not proofread or edited for typos. read at your own risk.

okay before we begin let me preface by saying im finally just taking a bit to just LISTWN to this shit and trinas song emotionally destoryed me okay. okay

why is the first line just homosexuals. i mean yeah but still

oh this goes

weirdly happy though isnt this guy gonna die

BAR MITZVAH

YABADAVA THE EIGHTIES

ooh speed mode march of the falsettos

the lesbians!!

of course shes a shiksa

WHEEEEEEEEE! WOOOOOOO!

this gooooooes

oh its marvin

“two years” are you NORMAL now

good for trina

ezcept on tje jewish holidays

WHAT NO WHIZZER???

bring him back

HOMOSEXUALS

i wanna go to falsettoland except not really cuz ot would probs suck

yeah. grow tje fuck up

MARVIN. PLEASE.

wait how is he twelve and a half i had my bat mitzvah three months after turning 13

elaborate william finn.

jason stoooop butchering the hebrew. stooooop

im gonna give him a pass simply because ive heard worse

aww the tallit belssing. i think

WALKERMAN

“the last loving thinfh we’llprobably ever do together” noooo youre so emotionally intriguing aha

the whole things WHAT now man who i think matbe js whizzer but i cant tel marvin snd whizzer apart very well is that bad

good for fucking jason

this is my mom literally

hes gonna be a jewish adult

i cant tell wahts gping on (too zzzy)

omg a lesbian

“nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine” cordelia i love you but please do not do this. just have fucjing bagels you cant go weong with bagels

CONGA

so proud pf jason

i am NOT dxcited for when my brother starts bar mitzvah prep

this song is titled miracle of judaism it has to be good

oh hes being a little straightboy

invite none of them just be a frienless loser like i was lamoo

no i had like four people there

you are TWELVE. DUDE.

you’re not swinging a goth gf you are TWELVE YEARS OLD

oooh baseball

ooooh JEWOSH baseball

same maevin

marvin stop calling your sona pussy

oh eitght its the Eighties

jason cannot play baseball

baseball ⚾️ ooh empji ⚽️ 🏀 🏈

WHIZZER

go off trina. love her

of course he love sbaseball

the lesbians are silly

oh my god. middle aged man core. hes so fjcking pathetic

jason *not 2 fiture penny put photo of cat kn box head here. no service on this plane*

even bald he looks good

stop thinking about your gay love and focus on your fucking sun. loser

i would love to watch jason play badebll (loe?

h

me when i hit the ball

this bitch gets SIX parents at hsi baseball games and my brother gets my mom and me not paying attention because soccer is boring as sbit sorry soccer lovers who also follow penny dimeshee on timblr pkay im rabong RAMBING

me when im in falsettoland

mendel is so bad at his job

this bitch sucks ass.

disgrace to the name of caroline fr caroline abbott would NEVER do such a thing

reagan and pagan as a rhyme ks genius

STOP SLEEPING WORH YOUR BOSS?!??

trina. thag is NOT how you prnounce it

sorry what.

just qhitnyour FFUCKIGN job. you cant do it anyway 😊☺️☺️

god i love ❤️ emojis

wbat a shock marvins back with whizzer

trina be normal please 🙏 i love you

trina calm your shit

yeah why CANT u let goe

as spon as they said that i know everytknhg not gonna be alright

i watched like half of a short clip of this from tje tonies and then went to bed becaus eit was like ten pm and i sleep early because i am a loser if any lf you compare me to bakugo my hero academia i will actually cry anyway the clip was good they were #exercising wby dod i go pn thos tangent

charlotte!!!!!!!!

me when i stick a lightbulb up my ass

okay shes being self important

aww

was that the first eff bomb

what aee they laying

whizzer my man marvin has matured stip raggingi kn him!!!!!!!!!’

god

i cant see anything out this plane window its like 10 pm. past my bedtime

OOH i lvoe me a good musical motif

anyone here watchind minions the rise of gru and know what the FUUCK goes on in it my brothers watcing jt and im so confused

THAGS NOT. WOAAAAAAH

HE DID MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! “i want it all” “all i want is you” CHARACTER DEVEIPMENT GO OFFFFFF!! i want to write an essay about this man

they gave us quinoa chocolace crunches on the plane

theyre in the coty? damn i would jot think that. they feel like sone sort of pseudo-idyllic suburban lifestyle bitches

REPEATED LYRICS. AHHHHHHHH

Damn this shit is long

this sonf is incorrect i do not hate my parents

thag wasnt funny

jadon. honey. you are so lucky your parendes dotn involve you in bar mitzvah prep. do you want to pick out tablecloth swatches

jaosn i feel like you’re misunderstanding the purpace of the bar mitzvab

what kinda a name ks apple bum

SAUL

better call sa- he WHAT???? HWTA????? HIH????? WH?????? REELING

HE HAS PAITBJNGD OF WHAT NOW???????????????????????

matbe i should have done this while lucid

gonna take a wuick pause sk i can play shitty united app games

okay i got a high score of 0. om back

HE DOESNT yeah i thoight that

what the fuck was that mendel is thag ilatian. we are JEWISH. why did you top it off with dayeinu.

i did bate my paewnts at 12

jason dont you want to be counted in a minyan….

it is not in the torah

god did not say thag

sigh

jason do the fuckingn bar mitzvah.

HELP

even ykkur wife knows you cand do your hob correctly mendel…

one hour left onthe flogh ti can do this

can mtbrother turn his screen birghtness fown

sorry marvinim sore your love os wuite sweet but im gonan catch about four min of sbuteye

“try to stay both kind and young” okah thats powerful

okay marvin. good love ballad.

OH NO.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

“something so bad that words have lost their meaning”

whizzer soumds so tired

MARVIN. god i love him

everything is not gonna be alright

oh and now trjnas gonna make me sob

YEAH. 🤧😿

i have things to say about the repetition of everything will be alright and they will be said. eventually

“hahaha… not funny… okay”

gonna bawl my eyes out

“gefiltee fish” “gefilte fish?”

i need to watch this on stage

god he’s just a KID!!!

im not crying you’re crying

the fucking. camaderie.

i am crying on the plane and im trying not to be weird about it

JASON.

heart breaking

i am getting tje implications here bit the thing is i dont like the implications

ive heard this song on character playlists o think

points i SAW THAG LYRIC IN A COMPARISON TO WOE IS ME!!!

i just know jason bar mitzvahs gonna kill me

he brought tje prayer shawl!!

yeah this si. augh. making the best out of a horrible situation <333

would this ever work logistically? no. where is the rabbi? where is the torsh? but emotionally? i am crying my eyes out as i drscend over salt lake city utsh and im not even ahsmwed

MARVIN. GOD. im a marvin fan now not ashamed

they are NOT doing this bar mitzvah right

thats not an actual parshah. or actual trope. i need to stop pointing out inconsisternces

🤧🤧🤧 MARVIIIIIIIN.

ID LIKERO BELIEVE THAT ID DO OT AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN:(

waiteajtwait dont they say that thing in this has better come to a stop. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

like wine

WERE JUST GONNA SKIP THAT STAGE.

there ar no word sor emojis that can express th e utter fucking heartbreak im going through rn

OH GOD ITS OVER.

PLEASE. PLEASE. PYU CANT DO THIS TO ME.

A REPRISE??? AS A FUCKING FINALE????

whoo boy.

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hi its airport olive. thanks for getting this far! if you read this all you’re now legally obligated to marry me!

[chaotictomtom]

thanks @egirlgarak for tagging me!!

tagging anyone who wants to do this hehe im too shy to tag ppl smh

Were you named after anyone?

only one of my middle deadnames lol, my grandma italian's name she had to change when getting to France. adam came from seeing cool ppl with that name + movie with hugh dancy getting me to finally pick it. i mean i DID a strawpoll on twitter back then to help me choose lol. so not really after anyone ig technically. thomas was given to me by people calling me this name umprompted even before i came out to myself so like. alright will keep it I GUESS random people in my life chose it for me

When was the last time you cried?

ppl say T will make you unable cry and....prob depends on the person. i still do cry seeing videos of cute dogs getting groomed and seeing general good in life and people 👍 so i think it was 2 days ago watching daily dose of internet last vid cos a bit about a kid trying to make friends made me tear up lol. humanity.....<333333 cries like a baby instantly

Do you have kids?

if da bébé (cat) counts yes. but no.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

i don't think! a lot! but i guess i do use it sometimes. more irl tho i just realised i never really use it online in case it doesn't read as sarcasm. mibbe when i rant in the tags on my own posts tho lol

What sports do you play/have you played?

played a bunch of different sports during my school years but it's been years of not doing anything and it's a struggle between thinking how my knee can suddenly fuck up and needing exercise to be healthy </3

What's the first thing you notice about someone?

i honestly don't know............. ig i try are they. like not a cunt and a bigot. can i exist without them thinking im out of line by just. being me fdhglkjhdflkjd. also. do they think im funneyyy >:)

Eye color?

light brown. i think

Scary movies or happy endings?

not picky i like em all 👍

Any special talents?

that pepe silvia scene with charlie kelly but it's me linking everything to Die Hard. not kidding. it's a curse i could think "pff no way what im watching rn is linked in any way to Die Hard" and i can while saying that already do the mental exercice to link the two things. everything is fucking linked to these movies. even bands. mcr! weird al! talking heads!!! movie/tvshow is easier to link up to Die Hard but still anyway been thinking abt doing twitch stream abt this for years now. like that wikipedia speedrun game thing but. mmm die hard......

Where were you born?

South-ish east of France, didn't live there long at all was a babey when we left to get further south 👍👍👍

What are you hobbies?

movies 👍 tvshows 👍 music 👍 im so original ik. i like to draw too!!!! computer stuff yumyum!!!! viddie games 👍👍👍👍

Do you have any pets?

How tall are you?

da bébé (basically garfied if he slayed more + had longer hair)

</3333333333 like 5'2. jerma voice why are u short because god doesn't fucking love me that's why

Favorite subject in school?

honestly don't remember much </3 ig art back in middle school. and i liked learning about everything we had but highly depended on the teachers + class too. learning is fun!!!! not in france's school system tho

Dream job?

scary question..................... currently having a "realistic" work project (very long term) to be a cyber café owner!!!! but capitalism wasn't a thing i guess would like to do my shit, drawing and creating other things to trade for other things................ wanted to work in space as a kid so ig this too

[uniwithgrace]

hi!!!!!

so today was pretty average icl, just lounged about, saw grandparents, helped them transfer tickets - then went to the pub in the afternoon and caught up with a mate i haven't seen in a while and had a few - four-ish? - drinks and just chatted which was nice. came home to do the usual sit on bed and doomscroll while the simpsons plays in the background lol!!!!! it is therapeutic though i can't lie, i do enjoy having just little things at home to look forward to doing, like these posts. i mentioned it in another post but i do like doing these posts, ik i said i probs wasn't going to do daily posts but my day doesn't feel complete without having done it yk? rn i'm listening to tears for fun while typing this and i ADORE griff sm. the simpsons is paused tho i think id die of overstimulation if it wasn't.

i packed a couple more boxes for uni, making it 5 currently. it's scary to see my room be depleted of stuff by my own hand, poetic almost init. but onto new beginnings and essentially starting my future, which is terrifying but so so exciting. i met someone at my uni as well who i've just clicked with, she's already a great friend and i've not even known her a week, like i can't wait to meet her and stuff !!!!!!

anyway, i think i'm gonna go get in my bed and sleep soon cos my eyes are doing that stingy thing they do when i'm tired - i'm seeing it ends with us tomorrow so i hope that's alright, my tears ricochet by taylor swift is in it, my fav song by her so WAHHH gonna cry.

anyway BYEEEE this was such a long post.

[thegamingcatmom]

Good catch! I do so love analysing stuff.

I know there´s some info in game that tells you about Miranda adopting Donna. However, I think that was mostly for appearances and show. YKnow, to avoid raising concern or suspicion when she went off with Donna to use her for her experiments, seeing how there was her gardener to consider as well. The villagers think of Miranda as some sort of savior, and by "adopting" Donna she only fueled that belief.

My theory is that, for one, Donna is simply the least annoying. At least when we leave out Angie!Donna, lol. (Then again, perhaps the whole doll thing triggered...something in MM? Surely Eva used to play with dolls as well? 👀)

Like, it´s pretty much canon that she doesn´t hold any love or affection for any of her "children". They´re tools to speed up the process of resurrecting Eva. Once done, she was gonna dispose of them like she did with the Villagers when it became clear she had no further use for them. With that said-

This is me channeling my inner Birb Momma, so parts of this might sound a smidge condescending. 🙃

Alcina and her whole pick me attitude are most annoying to her, which is why she gave Ethan to Karl in the first place. She knew it would irk the hell outta Alci.

Karl is alright...ish? When he's not screaming his head off, that is. He does what is asked of him without much of a fuss for the most part and doesn't hold a weird infatuation for her like Alcina or Sal do. She's pretty neutral when it comes to him. (I also wanna believe she was aware of his hidden agenda all along and was just gonna wait and see what would happen, knowing she could take him with ease. She´s cunning like that. 🫠)

Sal is...*shudders* (I'm sorry buddy, not my words. 😭)

Donna, like I said, is probs the least annoying. If it wasn't for Angie!Donna, one might forget she's present at all. She sticks to the background, almost like a shadow. She doesn't speak unless directly addressed and, just like Karl, keeps to herself for the most part. Just how Miranda likes it.

As for why she´s sitting on Miranda´s right, which IS typically associated with being the "2nd in command" or someone´s "right hand"-

...Honestly? Just like with everything else, Miranda´s pretending. She probs considers those meetings one giant freak show (we´re not gonna address the fact that, technically, Miranda is one of those freaks too), and this whole "we are family" is solely for appearances, to keep her "children" from questioning anything...not yet, at least. She cba once she´s gotten Eva back (seeing how she´s gonna get rid of them anyway). But, until then, she needs them to do the dirty work for her. So she has to play somewhat nice.

Granted, even if they were to rebel against her, I don´t think any of them would stand much of a chance. And I also don´t think Miranda would care all that much. But it´s about time management, ppl. The more hands Birb Momma got, the faster she can operate.

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...Okay, this turned into a rant about Miranda I´M SORRY- 😭

(I´m not, actually. :3)

But ye, there´s only one child Miranda truly cares about. 💔

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EDIT:

I feel like I should add:

Donna fully believes Miranda truly adopted her (let´s leave aside the question of whether that´s true here). The diary entries from her gardener tell us as much.

This would make her the only Lord who was, technically, allowed to call Miranda "Mother". Not just as title, but the real deal.

That might be another reason why Donna has the honor of sitting right next to her. Like I said, Miranda puts on a show to keep ppl from questioning her. By giving Donna that seat, she was like "there you go, now get to work" YKNOW?? 😭

She´s playing into the beliefs of those around her to ensure they continue to benefit her.

guys, quick question.

How far is donna's and miranda's relationship? I dont mean romantic btw, but im rewatching rn and donna is not only on the same "level" (on top of the stage/altar) as miranda but also positioned on her right side(right when ethan gets kidnapped by karl, i'll leave a photo below). If im not mistaken right hand is usually a place of trust, right?

I see a lot of ppl saying karl was her fav, i dont remember it being mentioned in the game. Just thought it was cool and i never saw someone talking about this😔do take in consideration i "joined" the fandom last year so i may just not have seen it.

Also take in consideration i lack intelligence😙✌️

Anyway i want to talk about donna, someone talk about her with me im close to begging😭